Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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