with your own penis?
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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