Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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