Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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