Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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