I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock