Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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