can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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