Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?