now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Its about making memories worth repressing
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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