David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
