just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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