i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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