Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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