You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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