How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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