"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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