I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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