so explain again why im purple
no
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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