Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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