Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Randomize
