what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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