I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm just crazy horny about you
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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