ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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