ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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