someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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