I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
