I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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