wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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