my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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