I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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