She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm eating all of the evidence.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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