Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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