that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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