Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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