Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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