Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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