I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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