STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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