these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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