If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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