That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
