So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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