Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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