38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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