We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we have officially lost it.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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