once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
