just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
