Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I just want nice things and good sex
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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