Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
it's like iHOP with fire
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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