Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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