just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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