Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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