so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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