I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Randomize
